Friday, November 26, 2010

Getting pussy on cruises.

Floating Pussy Oasis':
                                      I have been on about seven cruises since I turned sixteen. One of which I went on with my Ex-Gf, the cruise I had the least amount of sex on was the one I went on with her. Needless to say I'm a firm believer in the effect a floating hotel has on the female phyche. Its a perfect combination: None of their friends around to label them as a "slut", A tropical paradise where cell phone service thus boyfriend nagging is completely eliminated, shit tons of alcohol and last but not least, International Waters.

 I could share with you all kinds of stories from my endeavors on the high seas but I would be waisting my time, fore they would pale in comparison to the story of Danielle. I am almost at a loss of words right now to even Begin how to describe this girls sluttiness. But I will attempt to. Me and My buddy had been hanging out with these four brothers for the past three days on the ship, chasing tail with them and getting drunk. We'll call them the Prince brothers. Me and my friend approached them at a table on the back of the boat at around 12 am and they had a new guest with them, a shy but sexy girl hunkered down underneath a hooded sweatshirt, Danielle. We sat down and began talking to them, when all of the sudden out of nowhere this bitch blurts out "I'm a down ass bitch". We all paused and looked at her with an expression of "WTF?" mixed with "OK its on". For the next hour this girl followed us around the ship to the different clubs and bars while we get drunk and come 1 am we are all drunk in the food court. "We should all go back to my room and drink" I exclaimed. Everyone but my buddy Jason agreed, but he will come into play again soon in the night.

So we get back to my room and we all take a shot of tequila, its Mexico, why not? Its Me, All four of the Prince brothers and Danielle. This is when I began to figure out how much of damaged goods this girl truly was, the scars on her wrist were like tiny little scratches of hope to us 5, we were in hunt mode. After she starts showing her titties off I break out the video camera, and imagine if you put a great white in a swimming pool and poured in a gallon of fresh blood, its like that. This bitch starts getting completely wild, possibly trying to prove that she is, in fact, a "down ass bitch" Danielle starts pulling her skirt up and showing us her pussy, The prince brothers, being black started using their urban phrases that involved words like "mama" and "shorty" I just sat back and filmed, occasionally throwing in a few motivational words for our newly wounded prey. Its not long before its a full on creep fest, Ill be honest even I was a bit unsure at this point everyone is fighting for their turns to finger this bitch and she is completely into it, even showing off for the camera with some porno type moans.

 After a while its about three AM and there are about six, yes six, horny men in one room (Jason had given up on looking for his own pussy and joined us)... and one Danielle. So this is when what will now be referred to as The Line Up begins. We somehow convince this broad to give us all head, we state that its only fair since she got to cum already..... she agrees. We all position ourselves in different parts of the room and like she was born to do it she goes around one by one sucking each of us off until completion, we leave the room one by one after we cum in this whores mouth..... until she gets To Jason, end of the line. All in all the bitch sucked SIX cocks in less than an hour and swallowed each load, truly the biggest slut I have met to date. For the next four days she was ours, we fucked her whenever we wanted to, and at one point when she was through giving me head some of my man juice got in her hair and she literally ate it out of her hair. I love Danielle, and that's her story.

Extremely needless to say is Cruise ships are my number one method of transportation, no matter where your going or what port you are leaving from you can bank on an abundance of slutty drunk girls looking for a fun week away from their shitty reality's... and although it may be a bad way of looking at it, you need to exploit their weakness and provide that week away for these whores, or you will be stuck with just another normal cruise filled with shitty shows and expensive boring excursions.

Good luck Cruisers, and remember to exploit those weaknesses!

                                              -TD

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